th.

beemoviefandom:

I cant beleive its already ufucking over


fake-mermaid:

*teenage white girl voice* umm, it’s a free country

Sep. 30th   · 132186 ·    index:  text post.

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUCKING FUNNY


crazycritterlife:

How to take selfies with a bald eagle

Sep. 30th   · 154883 ·    index:  animals.

starllex:

when your mom is yelling at you to do more chores while you’re doing chores and you’re there like 

image

Sep. 30th   · 497234 ·    index:  text post.

myshoesuntied:

St. Vincent, photographed by Winnie Au for Brooklyn Magazine

Her cosmic grace is EVERYTHING. 

Sep. 30th   · 1237 ·    index:  st vincent. beauty.

churmandurrr:

merankoria:

The worst part about anxiety disorders is that even though you know how irrational and stupid your fear is, you can’t help panicking.

people never seen to understand this & it’s really frustrating to explain that you KNOW it’s stupid to feel like this but you can’t help it.
Sep. 30th   · 130130 ·    index:  text post. anxiety.

icequeenchad:

tacoposey:

my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills 

like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money

but they hardly ever talked or saw each other

and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there

lms if you want a relationship like this

Sep. 30th   · 103573 ·    index:  text post. goals.

Lovers by Marcel Mastenmiller

Sep. 30th   · 26814 ·    index:  photography.